Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Three-second short-term memory ... why I want to be a guppy!


I have a little fish tank ... well not really little ... kind of little ... 3 gallon size. Think, 3 gallon milk containers, only filled with water and artificial plants and a little kind of bridge, and rocks, and, of course water. And two little guppies.

Guppies are 'tropical' fish. They expect and like 'warm' water, but are very tolerant, like they really have a choice.

I have two fan-tail guppies. They are both male.

This is visually evident immediately upon seeing them, yet I am always, not almost always, always asked how I know that.

So ... here are two important, but little known, apparently, fish facts.

Like most of the animal kingdom, and certainly all of the plant kingdom, the male of the species is always way ahead in terms of beauty. Consider a male vs. a female cardinal (that is a type of bird, OK). The male is vibrant red ... he almost 'defines' the color 'red'. The female is about the color of warm turd. Unlucky.

A male guppy is vibrantly colored .. red, orange, blue, etc. . A female guppy looks like death.  So it is easy to sex a guppy.

But here is a little known fact, that, as usual on this blog, will change your life. Your life is one way NOW, and in a second, it will be different forever.

A guppy, all fish actually, have a short-term memory of approximately three seconds!

When my guppy number-one, say Rocky, meets guppy number-two, say Rich, they say 'hello', in guppy terms, whatever. Then Rocky takes a swing to the left, then to the right, then meets Rich again. It is like 'hello new guppy'. No remembrance of the previous meeting.

Even a small tank, like a 3 galllon one, represents a lifetime to a guppy. With each circuit of the tank, the little guppy is seeing each feature, rock, water, plant, etc., like for the first time. Each circuit is a brand-new adventure.

Think how wonderful life would be if it worked that way for us lowly humans. Guilt would certainly go out the window, along with a long list of other annoying things.

I wanna be a guppy so bad.

Rich





Saturday, December 3, 2011

It's Alive!

At the risk of this becoming a collection of video clips, I could not resist adding this one. The pregenitor of all horror clips...



Enjoy!

Rich

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Put da lime in the coconut ...

Obvious homage to Ernie Kovacs Nairobi (Kenya) Trio, and those really weird hula dancers ... but it just doesn't get any better. My favorite 'feel better' song.

Also notable ... the entire song never varies off a C7th major chord ... C E G Bflat ... which causes it to have a sense of 'not resolving' into a C major chord. It gives you the 'creeeps'.

It is also very easy to not notice that the piano player gorilla is smoking a cigar. Perfect!



R

Saturday, February 12, 2011

John Lee

Well,

I thought to start writing Blog entries again, after a long hiatus.

To kick it off, here is John Lee Hooker and 'One bourbon, one scotch, one beer'. Why not?



Well, it doesn't get much better than that. And you have got to love the mouse and the dog!

I send this one out to Ionela, who once ran a bar, and surely knows about 'last call'.

For now ... Rich

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A Sound of Thunder

It goes from bad to worse, and then worse and worse.

Ray Bradbury infamous short story ' A Sound of Thunder' makes me think of small changes.

http://www.scaryforkids.com/a-sound-of-thunder/

Enjoy

And yes ... i got my weird back.

Rich

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Once upon a time ...

More to come ... I promise

Friday, August 14, 2009

The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots... / A soap impression of his wife which he ate / And donated to the National

Well,

As you should be able to infer from the title of this post - maybe not yet - this one is about Beatles random thoughts and useless facts (trivia). I'll try to make it interested, educational, and humorous.

We can start with, although it is by no means an easy one, the question of where does the title lyrics come from. By 'come from' we (I) always mean, in the case of lyrics, the song and if possible the album. In this particular case, there is a definite song title and album name. Some hints - as should be clear from the density of the lyrics, that John Lennon wrote this song. Although Sir Paul and George did have some really nice backgroud harmony singing 'Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot', which is a big hint indeed.

Limitations on the length of a Blogger post chopped off the last word which I intended to include. It is 'Trust', as in 'National Trust'. I assume that is the UK equivalent to the Smithsonian Institution in the states. I also have to imagine that the donation was going to be in the form of a piece of shit, but I could be wrong.

Here is the asnwer, hidden as usual behind a click:


Click here for the song title and album



Happiness Is A Warm Gun ... The White Album.



More to come ...

Rich